Emotion: Dumped

Artist: UB40

Track: Don’t Break My Heart

Release: DEP International, 1985

You’ve just pop-locked the shit out of the best breakdance routine of your teenage life, the mash against the rival youth club’s crew is surely yours.

The crowd responds unanimously in your favour. Instinctively you turn to your first true love to take the plaudits – Louise, only to find her necking with your best mate Darren. He’s even wearing the Ellesse tracksuit top you lent him especially for the occasion.

Pair of c*nts…