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Q Lazzarus – Goodbye Horses

By on February 18, 2011 in Tracks

Emotion : Confusion

Artist : Q Lazzarus

Track : Goodbye Horses (Extended Version)

Release Details : All Nations Records, 1991

Instructions

  • Acquire copy of Q Lazzarus ‘Goodbye Horses’.
  • Press play.
  • Find a quiet room.
  • Draw the curtains shut.
  • Remove all of your clothing.
  • Find your wife/girlfriends make-up, steal some lipstick and apply harshly.
  • Carefully grip your cock and bolly’s and place them between your legs.
  • Cross legs.
  • Dance around to this track.

    When it stops you may find you are stood in the middle of the room, confused, with your cock out. That’s fine. Wipe the lippy off and get dressed.

    Warning – May lead to tears.

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    Suicide – Dream Baby Dream

    By on February 18, 2011 in Tracks

    Duncan, of El Diablo’s Social Club, gets thoughtful and deep.

    Emotion : Despondent Hope

    Artist : Suicide

    Track : Dream Baby Dream

    Release Details : Island Records, 1979

    I imagine this song always to be the last words spoken by a hopeless yet unrequited romantic who has fucked his chances with the love of his life via a succession of awfully judged booze and downer choices. It’s the sound of a fella who just went loco on Hill Billy Heroin and Gin and is sending his last, strained, tear soaked message to the gal he blew it with, only she’ll never hear it.

    Alternatively this could have been the song Raoul Moat sang to himself to keep his spirits up until Gazza got there.

    Either way it’s utterly immense and makes you get something in your eye when you hear it.

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